just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
Use this to combat pro-life “statistics” (aka, statistics pulled out of a random donkey’s hiney).
*black and white gif of a skinny white couple engaging in sexual activity*
dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play
immortalizing a classic
you know, we all laugh at the squart guy, but there’s something endearing about someone whose biggest turn-on is making sure their partner has a truly enjoyable orgasm. i bet he buys people flower bouquets and red bull. i bet squart guy volunteers at an animal shelter and gets super fired-up playing with the puppies. i bet he has a voice like john dimaggio too, because he seems like the kind of guy
Please do not romanticize the squart guy
i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never
is this what harry’s life would have been like if he grew up with sirius
“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” he asked calmly.
8 years later and everybody is still annoyed about this i genuinely love the harry potter fandom
If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you